...Fugly men always have high standards and expectations for women? Dude, seriously...? You're mid-thirties, short, and look like Hustle Man... how dare you ask me what MY friends look like- as if they'd want you anyway?
... Fat bitches don't know they're fat but everyone else does?
...All hoodboogers have those tight pleather jackets that don't cover their muffin top?
...Men wait for you to buy your own drink at the bar then try to come talk to you?
...The loudest most obnoxious guys have the smallest penises? Over-compensating are we?
...Some women don't understand that a weave must be maintained like natural hair? It may not be yours, honey, but it once belonged to someone, lol. Wash, condition and comb that poor thing. If I see one more nappy, ashy weave I'm gonna start giving out citations!
...Every rap song has specific dance instructions? Where is the music for the 25+ two-steppers?
... You can do your boss's job with your eyes closed but when you're out they need a temp to do your job and call and email you to ask stupid questions? (And you get the big bucks because...)
...White people seem to dance to the lyrics, not the beat? They're dangerous when their "jam" comes on!
...Tamia isn't more famous? With all her talent, she should be on every cover and on every radio station (but Rihanna runs the radio now, with her talentless ass.)
And lastly...
...We worry so much about how we look but men don't seem to notice or care nearly as much about our imperfections?
I'm just sayin'...
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